Teacher's Day 2008

Teacher's Day was fun with basically singing praises and sucking up to every single teacher i saw, saying that they are the most pretty or most experienced(mr tee), coolest(mr patrick) blah blah blah. There were many many jokes that cracked or crook pple up. I just found out today that i am selected for some army vocational test which probably is to find out whether i would wear the red beret or not. I want to wear it thou :) Pictures!

Extreme happiness.PAE class 07S204/Miranda 2.

Happy Horsie despite heavy rider.
Lecturing/spanking a naughty but good looking kid.

Mr Kua, Ah Kua all the same. But still a decent chem teacher.Spread of gourmet chicken rich with tofu and sauces. And di qiang go drink all the 3 bowls of soup.
Bestest best female friend who always gimme advice and stuff. Cip at nat geo city chase. That day everyone treat me like dog seriously, run here run there.

Omg glendon dont kill me pls i had to post this! Soo boon getting her first feel of wat people call an "invulnerable chest".

amazing discovery.

I dont wanna talk bout personal stuff now so im gonna talk bout what everyone loves most, nunsense. The following below are just happenings in my life:

A couple of days ago, i got super impatient and went to purchase cup noodles from the vending machine. I bought the lousy super brand seafood flavour noodles and went to fill it with water. Not wrong suddenly saw liwei and lionel holding luxury goods, for rich pple only myojo bowl noodles know. Then what follows was a chain of teasing and notions of what my cup noodles would be. He saw the prawn, fish and la-la picture drawn on the cup and say inside confirm have. Sharks fin also have. Actually inside nothing noe. Say my soup thick and rich or something like that. And lionel would rape pple just to know a vital piece of information like someone elses father's name. Be careful. Lol Paneer Selvam.

Some other day, I rewarded my dear friend liwei with a sumptious looking prawn and without any signs of hesistation at all, a display of god speed was before me. All it took was a blink of an eye and the prawn was in his mouth with the shell on. I told him in a panicky way, "liwei the shell is inedible you know not!" He realised it and took removed the shell with his tongue and with much skill.

Today, i realised there were things that look like shit on the walls of the study room. I told my friends bout them and we decided to launch and investigative expedition. So we started excavating with sticks and rulers until we discovered that it was filled with wriggly terminty thingys. Nothing much happened after but just some crushing, impaling, roasting, drowning and massacreing for 2 hours on the poor little things. Not wrong they nvr do anything to us noe and they just wanna live noe.

HAHAHA and tmr is teachers day. Hell is gonna break loose tmr.

This is just a vid i wanna show the werld. :) Its Rated-mature for intimacy, sensual stuff, certain vulgarities which i must tell his father, and erm violence for slamming the table so hard.


Those pple who think ure hensum pls do not watch as u would not think you are after seeing the star of this epic movie. Omg if he manages to find this im gonna be annialated, humiliated and erm hensumilated by him. :0

This song is good, dear god by avenged sevenfold

Dear God, the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her and now I wish I'd stayed
Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired, I'm missing you again oh no
Once again.

I hope the plan god has installed for me for the rest of the year is a good one. Long time since i had things the way i wanted it to be hah.

PIGTURE POST! lambder plus 2 kay pie.

OMG SCHOOL ENDED! Yesterday and today was seriously damn fun and the fun all came from within the place called class which is not the usual.

Thursday, things like a prince of great charm laying a true love's kiss on his sleeping beauty yen kenn to wake him up for lesson, LIWEI asking us to go back to our seat or we face the consequences of justice and the law making us criminals flee with screams of agony and defeat, placing the banana skin carefully into Mr Kua's path so that it might falter his journey to the table but gosh him being overly cautious he stepped over it with ease like a ballerina which he would excel if he was one, pulling yen kenn's grandma panties (wedgie!) he was wearing to a distance that no man has ever reached like half the length of his back and many more.

Friday, randomly standing outside class welcoming Mr Con-rad hensum Lee with a heartwarming b dae song which everybody sang together thou it was not his b dae and he was rather i would say shamed with a blush of red on his suave face and tekaning him like crazy in class for example keep saying he hensum and making fun of liwei too.

This class frankly speaking is the most unexpected fun class i have ever had and yea i love those jokers by chunks and to bits. Ok pictures of class pple. The earlier events stated were mostly recorded on video but i dunnno how to upload them :( I too wanna show the world cos its kinda amusing. Who really wants it shout out to me in the tag board ok? :)

The three little orange riding hoods met a diam niur!

MARCUS clearing his damn nadfa which he tried 20 times. but im proud of him thou.

Definition of cool dudes. Crumpler madness! Traffic light!
who ever wants one of those pm me k? omg who is behind me. oh its just an ordinary hensum guy!

Spoil sport. banana skin calling his name. Ah kua Ah kua lai lai!
Brotherly love. so warm.
erm I'm straight but im not sure about liwei.
Dismembering the unknowing earthshaker! Mmm fresh meat.
The league of extraordinary gentlemen, the fraternity of elites or the group of hensum and pretty pple!

Cant get enough of them. we were waiting for con rad btw his b dae welcome party thang.

And to end of.... LIWEI!

Hardcore mugging time eh. Could not find you but there will be a next time - promised myself.

Eh-surely today very spare-cial HUH!

TODAY, a couple of us from the class, diqiang, daniel, jasoon, liwei, audrey, grace and me took part in a feast fiesta at sakae. I thought that liwei would be the undisputed world champ and claim the reputation of most food consumed for a human, or rather a perfect human but he ate as much as a mouse today. But he won the title for fastest reflexes though, when his sushi was about to disintegrate his mouth surged with energy and dived with inhuman speed to intercept the falling piece of sashimi. I was utterly impressed with that lol. And Jason can stuff the entire california roll into his mouth not only once but like a dozen times. Maybe he showing off the size of his cavity or something. Daniel chiong then halfway died impatient bird and diqiang is good i must say! I dont know bout the rest thou but i ate audreys udon!

After that, we played some games that were kinda personal like u have to choose to shoot, shag or marry 3 pple that we choose for the person. Haha i think it went a little too far thou. Sorry to those that were hurt k. No hard feelings at all. :) But it was damn interesting and hilarious. Stupid marcus nvr come, spoil the fun noe. Must call sidney take ur dunhill and come also right.

I feel proud of myself, thou i might be at the losing end. But good deed still thou. :)

And to end off a photo of me and one of my best friends, DIAM NIUR he is on the left btw :) HYSENG TOMORROW.

LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!

And i say hey fellow countrymen! This is my official first post in the blog for hensumandhepi.blogspot.com! Im eugene tay and this blog is shared with loh liwei my bardie.

KAY blog about things tyme. This is the very last week of school and i realised that the class is getting closer and closer be it a couple of us helping marcus overcome his day of reckoning, the group of gay guys working together to supress, opress and depress yen kenn or maybe just some of us study together till the sun goes down. The class is getting tighter no doubt and im gonna miss it like hell. I guess the best thing to do now is enjoy everyones company in the remaining time left and bring as much fun(which includes violence) that i can and share it with those bunch of jokers. HAHA.

And i got a quest or rather a dream now to take as many photos as i can with the legends in MJC and i will fulfill it this week. HYSENG! Haha no ulterior, interior, exterior, bacterior motive just feel like it :)

AND passerbys kindly tag ok? love ya!