Hensum & Hepi

PROM?!

2008-12-05T04:59:00.002+08:00

Prom was more than what i thought it would be. Its kind of fun, no shit! Pictures SOON. :)

2008-11-28T04:37:00.003+08:00

Thurs was the end of my class chalet and i can say i have enjoyed myself quite a big deal. It started off with some kind of ass shit conflict, whereby people are too narrow minded and retarded to compromise as if it would take their lives away from them. The return of the king liwei with the company of diqiang and me single handedly arranged the cancelled barbeque and i must say it was a success. Tension decreased and our barbeque was not a lousy one, got fish fillet, sambal cuttlefish, special marinated sauce chicken etc all done by the 3 of us plus the enjoyment of majority of the class made the effort pay off with all three of us happy and contented at the end of everything. Qian wen too helped in getting a birthday cake for Aik Siang and Zhi Ming+ Benedict came to liweis house to assist us in transporting the bbq stuffs. I appreciate what you guys have done and be sure that our friendship would definitely last beyond the forseeable future. I will always live by the saying "Nil Sine Labore" which means nothing without labour and would also treasure the true friends who really care.

On a less serious note, im gonna learn driving soon and am looking forward to enjoy the remainder of my FIVE MONTH HOLIDAY meeting up with buddies and travelling! :) Work isnt on my mind currently despite the financial strain of spending my prom ticket money and also spending the money i borrowed to finance the prom ticket money from liwei! IM TIRED 60 HOURS NVR SLEEP, ok 20 hour sleep now night!

EXAMS ARE OVER BUT MY EYEBALLS ARE DAMNED ITCHY! AHHHHHHHHHH

2008-11-19T12:21:00.002+08:00

TOMORROW I WILL BE A VICTORIOUS AND FREE MAN! HEPI TOO

2008-11-17T20:57:00.000+08:00

OMG it's OVER!

2008-11-15T02:01:00.002+08:00

Not say still got physics paper 1 noe. I hope come out questions like what is the force acting on your finger when u press a table a)normal contact force b)friction c)gravitational force acting due to liwei's mass or d)dative bond. Liddat confirm can get 500/40 la. Anw meeting GALLEON for a feast later today and my king CEDRIC SUN LUPENG plus his royal servants and the court for a night of entertainment and enjoyment. Too bad the royal jester elroy cannot make it. I'm gonna put on 50 kg of marsles soon HAHA.

2008-11-13T12:10:00.002+08:00

There's only one thing,
to do,
three words,
for you!

Exams are over soon which means only one thing in my mind : i can set fire on my uniform soon. Maybe i would do it when im still wearing it on tuesday and run around. I have a habit of changing during exams, im aware of it. I become sort of too focused and easily angered i have no idea why, thats why i minimise contact with people. I picture exams as war so maybe yea. Please understand anyone, i will change back very soon in no time back to a clown or something. Someone told me i should be serious more often, but i say not so soon man hehe.

It seems like i have been chasing fruitless goals since the beginning of time. Let me put an end to this. :)

2008-11-09T22:42:00.000+08:00

it's so obvious.

2008-11-07T23:57:00.002+08:00

THE most resilient will be rewarded.. (said with a wth seriously face). omg im in love with my own quote and said it 58123.234 times to other people. Guess im getting a bit wrong up there. NO CANNOT A LVL MUST FOCUS! wow i swore an angel who looked like cedric or criminal lu(irony) awoke me from falling into sleep or hell when i was studying for one of the papers and said "NOT SAY A LVLS NOE" Those wise words tapped the remnants of my energy and surged my brain with much needed juice or what i would like to call gravy. Eugene Tay Econs A here i come!

It's killing season :)

2008-11-02T16:54:00.002+08:00

Warpaint time.

None other

2008-10-13T20:02:00.003+08:00

I'm gonna run so fast that everybody else would have to eat my trail of smoke. I can taste my unshared moment of glory on the tip of my tongue already. Student of the year? Hmph just another dumb title. Student of all time? Thats more like it. Friends, feel free to bask in my glory soon. Non-friends, wish hard enough to be me man. Comp would have to go by next week.

Excuse the half of me that posted that, just needed to boost my ego a little.

Last last last day of school!

2008-10-11T00:52:00.007+08:00

Yesterday was one of the most memorable days as a class 07s102. The graduation ceremony was damn funny! Mr Tee and Patrick rapping must be joke! Mr Tee wearing the hat sideways and Mr patrick doing the hand actions and all quite cute noe. After that all the taupoks, wedgies, flagpoles, spouting of nonsense and retardedness with mr kua and ended off with a class lunch at some thai place where the people working there are phillipinos who ask us to pay phipty dallas. Then after that went to watch connected with tan and jason and home after. Never thought i would be a victim of anything, but i got a taupok thanks to ya kai on mud and grass and nearly got my underwear ripped off but with agility of a monkey, strength of a bull and brain of an einstein i escaped unscrathed! actually whole body numb man. Kk fotos and videos.

Yen Kenn's Belated Present A Kiss!

FLAGPOLE. sissy version where people dont dare bring the axe down to the chicken neck.

Liweis voluntary taupok which is kinda lame. Where got people volunteer taupok one, wheres the struggle man Victorian noe. Lousy la liwei.

Class pictures.

no more school! pon everyday!

2008-10-01T22:22:00.004+08:00

Haha tuesday, met an old old friend woon peenuts where she wore her green goblin costume. Ate my fave food of all time mos burger and i swear the workforce of mos burger is all above 65 seriously. Talk alot of nun-sense and taught her the phillipino slang then watched some gollum-comedy-horror-thriller mirrors show. Haha meet up in the future soon k friend!

Today! Met Tan go study, and watched House Bunny which is quite funny for a chick flick. Haha her reaction standard one watch movie, i dont wanna shame her so ya xoxosecretxoxo worxx! Talked alot of things, crap and everything and studied at a hot dog palace or emporium or something. Really hope she does well for her Sats on Saturday, attain her dream! And Diam Niur the Aragorn for who ah heehee.

Now, contemplating whether i should go to school or not. To see hensum lee or not to see. Must study damn hard alr shit. Study mates brace yourself! Random gibberish to jokers : Vermin stop playing dota, Galleon dont think too hard, Wai Chung dont be so damn demoralised press on and Noobroy when you gonna meet me huh your present still with me noe. I like this song :) Dl it and enjoy.

Jason Mraz! - If It Kills Me
Well all I really wanna do is love you
A kind much closer than friends use
But I still can’t say it after all we’ve been through
And all I really want from you is to feel me
As the feeling inside keeps building
And I will find a way to you if it kills me If it kills me

prelims over whoo!

2008-09-18T22:29:00.003+08:00

The final hour is over, the fog clears, several moments of victory and defeat, but im standing tall as ever. Haha i dont take exams seriously, but i sorta like these kind of images or pictures in my head. Like next year i take my A lvl cert on stage gonna shout " IS THERE NO ONE ELSE? X2"
Watch me thats if i get my 10 As.

GP - Nt sure seriously.
Econs - No feasible comments cos i dont know much.
Maths - Devastated by paper 1, got rampaged but claw paper 2's face to save my grade.
Chem - Ok quite confi first time i finish. Faster sia.
Physics - Effing X 5 confi :)

Today, went to town and watch mama mia for the 2nd time. It was funny even thou the 2nd time watching, and ate dinner at fish and co. Order seafood platter for two and i could see the dissapointment on Jason's face cos its not enough for him! despite the mussels, prawns, rice, fries, calamari, fishy, shark's fin and GRAVIES. Haha and order some large drink to share with Audrey Tan, i anyhow choose a funny name sea monkey one and it tastes the best out of the other drinks hee. And marcus like to own himself, he has the habit of pairing himself up with people, even banglas.

Next few days play until siao time, dont sleep. Omg but so many plans, dont know how to manage them, better plan the thing properly, wait all of them forgo the friendship. Oh yea and sorry to badminton peoples, i seriously no mood to play badminton but i can meet you guys after you all play which i will. And nxt week full time table? That stinks, time to visit the bay man or better still go home with the world champion Wai Chung. Eh come out la for everyone's sake, not say ur father never chain you right like some Lee Kwan Kiat, only restrict your financially capability, you can still ask for a loan from Sire Lu what. Even noobroy with girlfriend now can come out noe. Wow all the name come out instant popularity for these pple! :)

Me now = Desire, half-heartedness and lots of unchannelled drive. Hmm who frankly cares anyways? I do obviously my life right haha. And liwei pls go blog, if u forgot the user its LOHLIWEI@GMAIL.COM. Its in small caps, i just put big caps to get ur attention, lazy man.

GOOD LUCK FOR PRELIMS!

2008-09-07T22:32:00.003+08:00

To all who see this! Own the prelims seriously, no mercy. You can imagine yourself as a spartan wearing red colour underwear and cape massacring like me. And if you dont wanna fail so badly, the least you can do is not be so afraid of it. Fear exams? No way man. Love it. So exciting whoo!

I MISS MY SISTER :(

2008-09-02T20:26:00.004+08:00

I didn't know i love my sister this much until yesterday hah.
She's gone for 5 months you see. Anyone would miss their sibling especially one that loves and torture you at the same time. Without her i would be quite jialat now. Haha.

Oomg omg omg. I wanna watch Kanye West concert.
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight...
Haha i would rather pay and watch some black man talking some trash fast then some young angsty teenage girl sing "hey hey you you i can be your girlfriend". That one i also can sing for you.

Anyways, to all those heartbroken or heart-troubled buddies out there, you know exactly who you guys are, call me if you guys need someone to talk to ok especially noobroy. Im your brother roy, worried brother. My heart most likely dont have poison, but nobody really held it close before so i dont know hah.

Teacher's Day 2008

2008-08-30T23:42:00.005+08:00

Teacher's Day was fun with basically singing praises and sucking up to every single teacher i saw, saying that they are the most pretty or most experienced(mr tee), coolest(mr patrick) blah blah blah. There were many many jokes that cracked or crook pple up. I just found out today that i am selected for some army vocational test which probably is to find out whether i would wear the red beret or not. I want to wear it thou :) Pictures!

Extreme happiness.PAE class 07S204/Miranda 2.

Happy Horsie despite heavy rider.
Lecturing/spanking a naughty but good looking kid.

Mr Kua, Ah Kua all the same. But still a decent chem teacher.Spread of gourmet chicken rich with tofu and sauces. And di qiang go drink all the 3 bowls of soup.
Bestest best female friend who always gimme advice and stuff. Cip at nat geo city chase. That day everyone treat me like dog seriously, run here run there.

Omg glendon dont kill me pls i had to post this! Soo boon getting her first feel of wat people call an "invulnerable chest".

amazing discovery.

2008-08-28T23:15:00.005+08:00

I dont wanna talk bout personal stuff now so im gonna talk bout what everyone loves most, nunsense. The following below are just happenings in my life:

A couple of days ago, i got super impatient and went to purchase cup noodles from the vending machine. I bought the lousy super brand seafood flavour noodles and went to fill it with water. Not wrong suddenly saw liwei and lionel holding luxury goods, for rich pple only myojo bowl noodles know. Then what follows was a chain of teasing and notions of what my cup noodles would be. He saw the prawn, fish and la-la picture drawn on the cup and say inside confirm have. Sharks fin also have. Actually inside nothing noe. Say my soup thick and rich or something like that. And lionel would rape pple just to know a vital piece of information like someone elses father's name. Be careful. Lol Paneer Selvam.

Some other day, I rewarded my dear friend liwei with a sumptious looking prawn and without any signs of hesistation at all, a display of god speed was before me. All it took was a blink of an eye and the prawn was in his mouth with the shell on. I told him in a panicky way, "liwei the shell is inedible you know not!" He realised it and took removed the shell with his tongue and with much skill.

Today, i realised there were things that look like shit on the walls of the study room. I told my friends bout them and we decided to launch and investigative expedition. So we started excavating with sticks and rulers until we discovered that it was filled with wriggly terminty thingys. Nothing much happened after but just some crushing, impaling, roasting, drowning and massacreing for 2 hours on the poor little things. Not wrong they nvr do anything to us noe and they just wanna live noe.

HAHAHA and tmr is teachers day. Hell is gonna break loose tmr.

This is just a vid i wanna show the werld. :) Its Rated-mature for intimacy, sensual stuff, certain vulgarities which i must tell his father, and erm violence for slamming the table so hard.

Those pple who think ure hensum pls do not watch as u would not think you are after seeing the star of this epic movie. Omg if he manages to find this im gonna be annialated, humiliated and erm hensumilated by him. :0

2008-08-23T23:40:00.002+08:00

This song is good, dear god by avenged sevenfold

Dear God, the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her and now I wish I'd stayed
Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired, I'm missing you again oh no
Once again.

I hope the plan god has installed for me for the rest of the year is a good one. Long time since i had things the way i wanted it to be hah.

PIGTURE POST! lambder plus 2 kay pie.

2008-08-22T20:19:00.010+08:00

OMG SCHOOL ENDED! Yesterday and today was seriously damn fun and the fun all came from within the place called class which is not the usual.

Thursday, things like a prince of great charm laying a true love's kiss on his sleeping beauty yen kenn to wake him up for lesson, LIWEI asking us to go back to our seat or we face the consequences of justice and the law making us criminals flee with screams of agony and defeat, placing the banana skin carefully into Mr Kua's path so that it might falter his journey to the table but gosh him being overly cautious he stepped over it with ease like a ballerina which he would excel if he was one, pulling yen kenn's grandma panties (wedgie!) he was wearing to a distance that no man has ever reached like half the length of his back and many more.

Friday, randomly standing outside class welcoming Mr Con-rad hensum Lee with a heartwarming b dae song which everybody sang together thou it was not his b dae and he was rather i would say shamed with a blush of red on his suave face and tekaning him like crazy in class for example keep saying he hensum and making fun of liwei too.

This class frankly speaking is the most unexpected fun class i have ever had and yea i love those jokers by chunks and to bits. Ok pictures of class pple. The earlier events stated were mostly recorded on video but i dunnno how to upload them :( I too wanna show the world cos its kinda amusing. Who really wants it shout out to me in the tag board ok? :)

The three little orange riding hoods met a diam niur!

MARCUS clearing his damn nadfa which he tried 20 times. but im proud of him thou.

Definition of cool dudes. Crumpler madness! Traffic light!
who ever wants one of those pm me k? omg who is behind me. oh its just an ordinary hensum guy!

Spoil sport. banana skin calling his name. Ah kua Ah kua lai lai!
Brotherly love. so warm.
erm I'm straight but im not sure about liwei.
Dismembering the unknowing earthshaker! Mmm fresh meat.
The league of extraordinary gentlemen, the fraternity of elites or the group of hensum and pretty pple!

Cant get enough of them. we were waiting for con rad btw his b dae welcome party thang.

And to end of.... LIWEI!

Hardcore mugging time eh. Could not find you but there will be a next time - promised myself.

Eh-surely today very spare-cial HUH!

2008-08-20T19:11:00.001+08:00

TODAY, a couple of us from the class, diqiang, daniel, jasoon, liwei, audrey, grace and me took part in a feast fiesta at sakae. I thought that liwei would be the undisputed world champ and claim the reputation of most food consumed for a human, or rather a perfect human but he ate as much as a mouse today. But he won the title for fastest reflexes though, when his sushi was about to disintegrate his mouth surged with energy and dived with inhuman speed to intercept the falling piece of sashimi. I was utterly impressed with that lol. And Jason can stuff the entire california roll into his mouth not only once but like a dozen times. Maybe he showing off the size of his cavity or something. Daniel chiong then halfway died impatient bird and diqiang is good i must say! I dont know bout the rest thou but i ate audreys udon!

After that, we played some games that were kinda personal like u have to choose to shoot, shag or marry 3 pple that we choose for the person. Haha i think it went a little too far thou. Sorry to those that were hurt k. No hard feelings at all. :) But it was damn interesting and hilarious. Stupid marcus nvr come, spoil the fun noe. Must call sidney take ur dunhill and come also right.

I feel proud of myself, thou i might be at the losing end. But good deed still thou. :)

And to end off a photo of me and one of my best friends, DIAM NIUR he is on the left btw :) HYSENG TOMORROW.

LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!

2008-08-18T22:59:00.000+08:00

And i say hey fellow countrymen! This is my official first post in the blog for hensumandhepi.blogspot.com! Im eugene tay and this blog is shared with loh liwei my bardie.

KAY blog about things tyme. This is the very last week of school and i realised that the class is getting closer and closer be it a couple of us helping marcus overcome his day of reckoning, the group of gay guys working together to supress, opress and depress yen kenn or maybe just some of us study together till the sun goes down. The class is getting tighter no doubt and im gonna miss it like hell. I guess the best thing to do now is enjoy everyones company in the remaining time left and bring as much fun(which includes violence) that i can and share it with those bunch of jokers. HAHA.

And i got a quest or rather a dream now to take as many photos as i can with the legends in MJC and i will fulfill it this week. HYSENG! Haha no ulterior, interior, exterior, bacterior motive just feel like it :)

AND passerbys kindly tag ok? love ya!